Just Say No…To Kids {book}

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Prior to launching my own business as a Virtual Assistant – I worked a full-time job in corporate America and ran GeminiRed Creations on the side. In my “spare” time between that full-time job and GeminiRed Creations, I published a book. This book was 20 years in the making, and has been a dream of mine for a long time. Over the years I jotted down ideas and made mental notes joking about all the reasons I did not want kids. (Truth be told, I am ill-equiped to be a mother – my friends and family will attest to this.) Grab your copy today of “Just Say No…To Kids” {50 reasons not to have kids}

Just Say No…to Kids book is a funny and light hearted book that was developed over many years due to being asked over and over again when I would be having kids. Despite my status as a single woman, this question is a staple in many conversations. Everyone knows it is a tragedy that I have not ‘blessed my mama with grandbabies.’ (be sure to say that in your best sourthern accent)

The book is filled with fun illustrations by Rosy Baker, depicting the life of a child from conception to moving back home, and everything in between. You won’t want to miss it. In a true bit of irony, this book about not having/wanting kids is illustrated by none other than a kid! At the time that Rosy began working on it with me she was 12 – turning 13 after it was published. Rosy captured exactly what I was dreaming of. I had visions of cartoons and characitures, wanting to keep it whacky and lighthearted.

To learn more, you can visit the Say No To Kids website!

Want an autographed copy? For a slightly higher price you can be the proud owner of my signature on your book. Don’t laugh! When my book finally makes the airwaves on shows like Ellen my signature will be well worth it. I mean, my book is perfect for her segment about not having kids. If you have any contacts in Hollywood please let me know!

Professional photos were taken and provided by two great photographers.
Modeled shots by Heidelberger Photography
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Product shots by Jill McMillan Photography
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